Prop Me Up Beside The Juke Box When I Die Joe Diffy Intro A D Verse 1 A D Well I ain't afraid of dying, its the thought of being dead D/C# D/B E I wanna go on being me once my eulogy's been read A D Don't spread my ashes out to sea, don't lay me down to rest D/C# D/B E You can put my mind at ease if you fill my last request Chorus A Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die E Lord I wanna go to heaven, but I don't wanna go tonight A A7 D D7 Fill my boot up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand A G E Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Verse 2 A E A Just let my headstone be a neon sign E Just let it burn in memory of all of my good times A A7 D D7 Fix me up with a mannequin, just remember I like blondes A E I'll be the life of the party even when I'm dead and gone Repeat Chorus Instrumental A D Just make your next selection and while you're still in line A E You can pay your last respects one quarter at a time Repeat Chorus Repeat Chorus acapella and tag